he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
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