Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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