we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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