Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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