Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
