I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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