remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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