Where is the hickey?
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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