Sry I called you an 8
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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