My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
