Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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