I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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