If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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