when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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