Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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