i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
He better not be in your backpack
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
