she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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