K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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