i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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