so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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