im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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