so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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