You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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