is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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