All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
