4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
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