So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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