Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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