New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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