i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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