I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
We're using joints as your birthday candles
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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