pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
we made out on top of his cat.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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