Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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