C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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