after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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