redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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