I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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