is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
