I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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