you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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