yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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