Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Randomize
