Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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