if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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