I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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