If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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