no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
No stitches, just platelets and will power
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
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