Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
no, he came in my armpit
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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