Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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