it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
our cab driver is having phone sex.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
