Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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